¡Dímelo!
Only in Miami Stories from The Miami Creation Myth
Miami Bros Accidentally Text Each Other a Sonnet
Miami natives Javier Rodriguez (age 24) and Daniel Armenteros (age 23) inadvertently texted each other an English sonnet this past Saturday afternoon.
Tourist Understands Miami After Two Hours on Lincoln Road
David Browning, a lifelong resident of Syracuse, NY, comprehended every facet of Miami’s history, socio-economic stratification, race relations, cultural nuances, and zoning code after wandering two hours down Lincoln Road. This was his first time in South Florida.
First Annual Caro Convention to be Held in Miami Beach
The Miami Beach Convention Center is gearing up for the South Florida Caro Association’s (SFCA) first annual conference next Thursday and Friday.
The Art of Cuban Cursing
Having spent a significant amount of time outside of Miami, and therefore away from my fellow Cuban-Americans, I have gained a tremendous appreciation for the Cuban art of the insult.
Zoo Miami Starts Chonga Captive Breeding Program
The common chongo (chongibiti foshibiti), once ubiquitous throughout Greater Miami, has become an increasingly rare sight in the wild.
Miami Creation Myth Live Show!
We held our first The Miami Creation Myth live show before a sold out Villain Theater audience! Congratulations to our amazing actors: Jannelys L Santos, Regina Castañeda, Adriana Caraballo, John Rodriguez, Daniel Lewis, Josh Hamilton, Kristem E. Cuestas, and Priscilla Blanco.
Miami Politicians Double Down on Thing That’s Never Worked
Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Jimenez convened a press conference with other prominent municipal and county leaders to announce that they would spend an additional $2.1 billion of taxpayer money on something that has literally not worked once. Not even a little bit. Nowhere. Never.
Live Reading @ The Villain Theater
Join us for a ridiculous night of Miami-centric comedic theater. Just as the ancient Greeks, Egyptians, and Norse had their gods, villains, and heroes, we now have a legendary saga based on the hyperbolic surrealism that is living in South Florida.
Sat, May 25, 2019, 8:00 PM
5865 Northeast 2nd Avenue
Miami, FL 33137
WLRN: Miami Gets Its Very Own Creation Myth
When Andrew Otazo decided to write his version of Miami’s origin story, he didn’t draw from history, but from Greek mythology and the Bible’s Book of Genesis.
“Almost every civilization has their own creation myth. I wanted to do that for Miami because it deserves its own obviously completely ridiculous and hyperbolic set of myths,” he said.
Miami Marlins Install Retractable Stadium Floor
Twelve Miami Marlins and eight Boston Red Sox players were rushed to Jackson Hospital today when Marlins Stadium’s newly installed retractable floor was opened during the pre-game National Anthem.
