a culturo-cosmic adventure
Just as the ancient Greeks, Egyptians, and Norse had their gods, villains, and heroes, Miami now has a legendary saga based on the hyperbolic surrealism that is living in South Florida. You will be introduced to a wholly unique universe with its own, often absurd, deities and norms—much like the city from which it’s inspired, and journey from the beginning of the universe, when Pachango the Creator first awoke on his divine pin pan pun, to when the cubanos and their fellow Latinics quite literally tumbled out of the waves and onto Miami’s shores. Along the way, you’ll learn answers to deep existential questions, such as: Where do croquetas come from? Who is the god of chisme? And why is everyone late to everything?
The Next Fast & Furious Movie Will Just Be 2 Hours of Footage of the Dolphin Expressway
The next Fast & Furious movie: “Supposably Faster, Literally Furiouser, Irregargdlessly SunPass, Bro” will be an ode to Miami driving culture.
Son of Immigrants Living on Native Land Colonized by Spain, Annexed by the U.S., Built by Bahamians, and Developed by Refugees Wants All the Foreigners to Leave
“I’m just tired of watching people who absolutely refuse to integrate into America pour over our borders,” explained a man whose grandparents fled a Caribbean dictatorship and spent 40 years in the United States without learning English.
How to Survive Driving in Miami 101
A handy tutorial on how to avoid death when driving in Miami, where 20-car pileups and golf club melees on the I-95 don’t even make the evening news
Miami Ranked Most Swimmable City
The U.S. Triathlon Association today named the City of Miami the most swimmable metropolitan area in the United States.
Miami’s Hottest New App Helps Landlords Price Out Their Tenants
We’re the Uber of gentrification! The TikTok of unaffordability! The Amazon of eviction! The Apple of displacement!
Cuban Americans Should Set Aside Their Differences to Fight for Cuba
Despite our intra-community belligerence, there is a single statement on which just about all of us can agree: Cuba should be free.
