Former President and Presently Convicted Felon Donald Trump, shoved a branch into an underground burrow occupied by Governor Ron DeSantis.

Quit your whining, quit your complaining, and just be glad I don’t send the nearest train to ram right through your front door! You got me!?

So long as you find yourself within the confines of Miami-Dade County and are a sentient human, anyone can and will address you as “bro.”

The newest, most advanced AI just went public in the form of MiamiGPT, a chatbot designed exclusively for Miamians.

Asked to opine on Suarez’s endorsement, Trump responded with, “What do I care what that Mexican says? Why haven’t we deported him yet?”

Carollo postponed a judgement to auction his house by declaring his actual place of residence was deep within the bosom of all anticomunistas.

“The funds are a liberal conspiracy to gayify the state!” cried Purdue, apparently unaware of Florida’s infamous resemblance to a dong.

Miami must save itself from climate disaster. It’ll be hard as hell, but I’m game if you are. What do we have to lose other than everything?

Miami must transform into a green citadel by building onion-like natural fortifications to protect itself from ever stronger hurricanes.

The harder I attempt to grapple with commonalities that define all Latinos, the more elusive they become.