

a culturo-cosmic adventure
Just as the ancient Greeks, Egyptians, and Norse had their gods, villains, and heroes, Miami now has a legendary saga based on the hyperbolic surrealism that is living in South Florida. You will be introduced to a wholly unique universe with its own, often absurd, deities and norms—much like the city from which it’s inspired, and journey from the beginning of the universe, when Pachango the Creator first awoke on his divine pin pan pun, to when the cubanos and their fellow Latinics quite literally tumbled out of the waves and onto Miami’s shores. Along the way, you’ll learn answers to deep existential questions, such as: Where do croquetas come from? Who is the god of chisme? And why is everyone late to everything?
Latino Guests Won’t Fucking Leave Holiday Party
It was 5:30 in the morning and none of the 40 Latinos at Danielle’s holiday party had the slightest intention of leaving her house.
Real Men Vote for Feminists
Why are so many males so concerned with clearing the bar of being “real men”?
Open-Minded Bro Doesn’t Like Public Displays of Affection Between Two Men
I want to make it clear to LGBTQ+ people that I can totally accept their lifestyles while also denying their very existence to children.
The True Behind the Lie: Does Climate Change in Miami?
Miami’s 3,500 homeless residents were jabbed, prodded, and kicked onto an enormous raft which was unceremoniously shoved into the sea.
City of Miami Places Its Homeless on a Raft in the Middle of the Atlantic
Miami’s 3,500 homeless residents were jabbed, prodded, and kicked onto an enormous raft which was unceremoniously shoved into the sea.
Why Brickell is Miami’s Worst Neighborhood
FIFA, the premiere association for perfidious, balding, European men and occasional soccer games accepted Miami’s World Cup bribe in crypto.
