

a culturo-cosmic adventure
Just as the ancient Greeks, Egyptians, and Norse had their gods, villains, and heroes, Miami now has a legendary saga based on the hyperbolic surrealism that is living in South Florida. You will be introduced to a wholly unique universe with its own, often absurd, deities and norms—much like the city from which it’s inspired, and journey from the beginning of the universe, when Pachango the Creator first awoke on his divine pin pan pun, to when the cubanos and their fellow Latinics quite literally tumbled out of the waves and onto Miami’s shores. Along the way, you’ll learn answers to deep existential questions, such as: Where do croquetas come from? Who is the god of chisme? And why is everyone late to everything?
Miami to Replace All Remaining Affordable Housing with Stadiums
Francis Suarez strode to a podium before the Alex Hanna Coliseum, home of the Flying Cockroaches, Miami’s professional unicycle racing team.
Jason Lopez: Miami Noir Bounty Hunter
My name is Jason Lopez, and I’m pretty fuckin badass.
Miami’s Affordable Housing Program Involves Shouting Tech Buzzwords at Poor People
“Disruptive innovation! Blockchain! Series B! Value curve! Web 3.0! Metaverse! 6G! Mixed reality! NFT!”
Native Miamians Declared an Endangered Species
The Environmental Protection Agency will place native Miamians on the Endangered Species List given their dwindling numbers and uncertain outlook.
Every Insane Driving Move You’ll See in Miami
Every crazy-ass thing you’ll see on the Magic City’s crazy-ass roads.
Hugo Chavez Themed Restaurant Opens in Doral
“As a white man with no inkling of the Latino refugee experience, I’m the perfect person to open a restaurant celebrating Chavez!” exclaimed Meenan.
