The Miami Creation Myth Sells Out

Even when injured, dehydrated, moments from heat stroke, one wish kept me from collapsing into the mud forever: selling shirts to papi chulos.

ICE Deports Marco Rubio

“I’m the Secretary of State!” yelled a short, tubby man with a Miami accent. He shook his bars as the dozen other people in his cell grinned.

Every Bro You’ll Meet in a Miami Club

A comprehensive guide of the many types of Miami bros one is liable to encounter in da clurb.

The Joy of Selling My 1,000th Book

Two years ago, when I self-published a silly little book titled The Miami Creation Myth, I set the goal of selling 1,000 copies.

¡Dímelo!

Only in Miami Stories from The Miami Creation Myth

How to Survive Driving in Miami 101

How to Survive Driving in Miami 101

A handy tutorial on how to avoid death when driving in Miami, where 20-car pileups and golf club melees on the I-95 don’t even make the evening news