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Miamians Stockpile Cafecito After Versailles Hack, Chaos Ensues
Miami’s supposed cafecito shortage leads to full-blown chaos across the Magic City.
Miami Appoints Chief Comemierdería Officer
Miami-Dade County Mayor Daniella Levine Cava announced she had appointed Estelle Puig, a 72-year-old abuela of 12, as the region’s first Chief Comemierdería Officer.
Marlins Stadium Secretly Enforced Social Distancing Since 2012
Marlins Stadium’s abysmal attendance record was actually part of a decades-long plan to institute the strictest social distancing program in baseball.
Miamian Standing in Knee-Deep Seawater Unconvinced Climate Change is Real
Damien Hernandez, a 35-year-old sales rep and native Miamian, shuffled slightly to the side to avoid a jellyfish.
Miami Deports Thousands of Spring Breakers to America
Many were unaccompanied college student who did not have family in the city or, apparently, parents who instilled a healthy fear of the chancleta.
Amphibious Spring Break Invasion Overruns Miami Beach
Through collapsing buildings, past abandoned checkpoints, trampling over the comatose bodies of their compatriots, they came.
Florida Crystals Releases Green Algae Across State to Celebrate Saint Patty’s Day
“Happy Saint Patty’s everyone!” yelled Fanjul at a crowd as they stumbled past him, desperately fleeing a noxious cloud swept inshore by the wind.
Why Tech Will Magically Solve All of Miami’s Problems
Yo, have you even seen how many incredible tech companies, venture capitalists, and angel investors have been moving to Miami
Florida Weather Forecast Calls for a 100% Chance of Iguanafall
The Vatican officially announced that San Gibin would be canonized as the patron saint of gluttons, food comas, and heartburn.
Florida Launches Trickle Down Vaccination Campaign on Fisher Island
The Vatican officially announced that San Gibin would be canonized as the patron saint of gluttons, food comas, and heartburn.
Jackson Health Distributes COVID Vaccines Via Obstacle Course
The Vatican officially announced that San Gibin would be canonized as the patron saint of gluttons, food comas, and heartburn.
Trump Turned America into Venezuela
The Vatican officially announced that San Gibin would be canonized as the patron saint of gluttons, food comas, and heartburn.
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