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Miami Deports Thousands of Spring Breakers to America

Miami Deports Thousands of Spring Breakers to America

Several thousand American tourists squinted in the early morning light as they exited Krome Detention Center and boarded busses headed for the Broward County border. This followed a broad crackdown across Miami on Americans who migrated over Spring Break without a...
Florida Weather Forecast Calls for a 100% Chance of Iguanafall

Florida Weather Forecast Calls for a 100% Chance of Iguanafall

Florida Meteorologists announced the state was guaranteed a moderate to heavy iguanafall from the Panhandle down to the Florida Keys.Residents were advised to don their customary iguana helmets and body armor to protect themselves from these reptilian projectiles,...
Florida Launches Trickle Down Vaccination Campaign on Fisher Island

Florida Launches Trickle Down Vaccination Campaign on Fisher Island

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis shaded his eyes as a Navy helicopter unloaded pallets of COVID vaccines onto Fisher Island, the wealthiest neighborhood in the United States. “That’s it! Keep ‘em coming!” he yelled over the rotor wash. Replete in a bomber jacket and...