This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Cynthia sold the Elzos interview article for another $3,000. 13K for a few weeks’ work wasn’t bad but it didn’t make up for four months of...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. TUCKER STEELE: Good morning, partisan populists, patriarchs, and pussy pounders, and welcome to the Panhandle Patriot Podcast! I’m your host, Tucker...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Cynthia awoke to 238 missed emails, 186 missed calls, and 502 missed text messages. She opened her news aggregator app, and every major outlet led...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Governor Santos had lined up the entire, eight-man Thing squad shoulder to shoulder against the back wall of her office. All sported Brooks Brothers...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Monica Castellanos lived in a van parked in an Atlanta campground. It was a pretty nice van, mind you—a fully electric Mercedes Sprinter stocked with...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Cynthia spent 20 minutes convincing a pair of police officers that, no, she wasn’t the victim of an attempted murder and, no, she wasn’t the...