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How to Survive Driving in Miami 101

How to Survive Driving in Miami 101

To all the tech bros, Russian oligarchs, and Latin American kleptocrats who recently moved to the Magic City, thanks for raising our already untenable rents. When you’re not busy laundering money via cryptocurrency, strip clubs, and/or overpriced real estate...
Miami Ranked Most Swimmable City

Miami Ranked Most Swimmable City

The U.S. Triathlon Association today named Miami the most swimmable city in the United States on account that its residents are most likely to need to breaststroke from their front doors to their cars on any given day. Surveyed Miamians reacted to this news by giving...
Miami’s Hottest New App Helps Landlords Price Out Their Tenants

Miami’s Hottest New App Helps Landlords Price Out Their Tenants

“We’re the Uber of gentrification! The TikTok of unaffordability! The Amazon of eviction! The Apple of displacement!” exclaimed Chad Wallinger. Gentri’s 27-year-old Founder and CEO stood sweaty and breathless, arms raised high above his head in exultation at his app’s...