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Miami Appoints Chief Comemierdería Officer

Miami Appoints Chief Comemierdería Officer

Miami-Dade County Mayor Daniella Levine Cava announced she had appointed Estelle Puig, a 72-year-old abuela of 12, as the region’s first Chief Comemierdería Officer. Beyond tackling Miami’s skyrocketing comemierdería epidemic, Puig will also be responsible for tamping...
Marlins Stadium Secretly Enforced Social Distancing Since 2012

Marlins Stadium Secretly Enforced Social Distancing Since 2012

Miami Marlins owner Bruce Sherman stormed up a flight of stairs along LoanDepot Park’s first base line, his face red with exertion and anger. The Marlins were four innings into a game with the Dodgers, though few fans knew it, as the only two in sight sat five rows...
Miami Deports Thousands of Spring Breakers to America

Miami Deports Thousands of Spring Breakers to America

Several thousand American tourists squinted in the early morning light as they exited Krome Detention Center and boarded busses headed for the Broward County border. This followed a broad crackdown across Miami on Americans who migrated over Spring Break without a...