Welp, I did it. Nine years after I wrote a silly little story that became the silly first chapter of The Miami Creation Myth, it’s finally time to wrap this whole thing up. I wrote you hundreds of essays and short stories, created thousands of memes, produced five...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Santos had hit her stride. She’d already bashed the usual enemies trying to turn Florida and America into a woke, queer, emasculated, genderbending,...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Monica’s van screeched into the gravel parking lot and all four jumped out. They ran through a jubilant crowd streaming toward the stands. Many waved...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Noah’s lab was a small, nondescript, one-story building surrounded by big box strip clubs. Upon entering, he flicked on the lights and revealed a...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Santos stared up at a four-story-tall cast iron spike. Its top was molded into a solid metal sphere, eight feet across, and split into two hemispheres...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Noah chewed thoughtfully on a pulled pork sandwich as Cynthia, Carlos, and Monica finished recounting their story. The sun had long since been...