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Only in Miami Stories from The Miami Creation Myth
Miami Ranked Most Swimmable City
The U.S. Triathlon Association today named the City of Miami the most swimmable metropolitan area in the United States.
Miami’s Hottest New App Helps Landlords Price Out Their Tenants
We’re the Uber of gentrification! The TikTok of unaffordability! The Amazon of eviction! The Apple of displacement!
Cuban Americans Should Set Aside Their Differences to Fight for Cuba
Despite our intra-community belligerence, there is a single statement on which just about all of us can agree: Cuba should be free.
Everyone Who Isn’t Cuban Magically Becomes a Cuba Expert
These 329.9 million newly minted Cuba experts lost no time in loudly proclaiming their recently-acquired proficiency.
Cuban Americans Support Cuban Protestors by Yelling at Each Other
Step 1: Go to Calle Ocho. Step 2: Be jerks to each other.
Miami Deports All Residents Earning Less than $40K
It is now illegal to reside within Miami-Dade County limits if one earns less than $40,000 per year.
I Failed 8th Grade Science and Here’s Why Climate Change Isn’t Real
Honestly, I don’t need to know the difference between igneous and metamorphic rocks to be sure climate change isn’t real.
Ben Shapiro: Climate Change Poses No Threat to Miami Because the Ocean Doesn’t Get that Wet
Ben Shapiro, the homophobic, climate-change-denying, Great Female Desiccator, met with City of Miami Mayor Francis Suarez.
Miami Welcomes Thousands of Tech Workers to Gentrification Conference
Thousands of tech workers descended on Miami for the world’s first ever overtly pro Gentrification Conference.
Miami Tech Bros’ Guide to Not Being Douchebags
A handy guide for recently-arrived Miami tech bros on how to not be perceived as douchebags by the natives.
City of Miami Launches ComemierdaCoin
Savvy investors are flocking to ComemierdaCoin, the hottest new cryptocurrency on the market.
Miamians Stockpile Cafecito After Versailles Hack, Chaos Ensues
Miami’s supposed cafecito shortage leads to full-blown chaos across the Magic City.
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