This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Monica poked Cynthia awake with an umbrella. “You didn’t shower,” stated Monica. “Shit!” cried Cynthia as she lurched into consciousness. She...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Monica’s 9 AM alarm woke her the same way she always transitioned into consciousness: violently, with a flurry of arms, legs, and sheets all fueled by...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Florida Governor Rhonda Santos was 30,000 feet above Central Florida on a private jet, her hands gripping her head in disbelief. She was enroute to a...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Carlos rubbed the starchy collar of his light blue Griffin Ventures work shirt, readjusted the reflective safety vest across his chest, and scratched...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Just one of Carlos’ two guest rooms was larger than Cynthia’s entire apartment. The bathroom was larger than her bedroom, the bed larger than her...
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Carlos poked the metal straw sitting in his afternoon smoothie with an index finger. He told himself he was calculating the Newtonian physics of...