¡Dímelo!

The Miami Creation Myth’s genesis can be traced to 2017, several thousand feet above the Earth, and probably somewhere over Oklahoma.

It was 5:30 in the morning and none of the 40 Latinos at Danielle’s holiday party had the slightest intention of leaving her house.

Why are so many males so concerned with clearing the bar of being “real men”?

Miami’s 3,500 homeless residents were jabbed, prodded, and kicked onto an enormous raft which was unceremoniously shoved into the sea.

Miami’s 3,500 homeless residents were jabbed, prodded, and kicked onto an enormous raft which was unceremoniously shoved into the sea.

FIFA, the premiere association for perfidious, balding, European men and occasional soccer games accepted Miami’s World Cup bribe in crypto.

Collecting trash for 13 hours on a mangrove island in Miami’s summer heat is an excellent way to suffer dehydration and heat exhaustion.

FIFA, the premiere association for perfidious, balding, European men and occasional soccer games accepted Miami’s World Cup bribe in crypto.

Francis Suarez strode to a podium before the Alex Hanna Coliseum, home of the Flying Cockroaches, Miami’s professional unicycle racing team.

“Disruptive innovation! Blockchain! Series B! Value curve! Web 3.0! Metaverse! 6G! Mixed reality! NFT!”