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Only in Miami Stories from The Miami Creation Myth
City of Miami Converts Its Hurricane Relief Fund into Dogecoin
“I won’t back down from my claim that tech is the future of Miami! Or future of Brickell and Wynwood—you know, the parts of Miami that count.”
Ron DeSantis Demands Role in High School Musical to End Disney Feud
“I just need to SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!” exclaimed Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on the steps of the state legislature.
Florida Lawmakers Ban Lady Orgasms
Florida women will have to drive to Virginia to experience an orgasm, as Georgia, Alabama, and South and North Carolina passed similar bans.
The Creation of the Miami Creation Myth
The Miami Creation Myth’s genesis can be traced to 2017, several thousand feet above the Earth, and probably somewhere over Oklahoma.
Latino Guests Won’t Fucking Leave Holiday Party
It was 5:30 in the morning and none of the 40 Latinos at Danielle’s holiday party had the slightest intention of leaving her house.
Real Men Vote for Feminists
Why are so many males so concerned with clearing the bar of being “real men”?
Open-Minded Bro Doesn’t Like Public Displays of Affection Between Two Men
I want to make it clear to LGBTQ+ people that I can totally accept their lifestyles while also denying their very existence to children.
The True Behind the Lie: Does Climate Change in Miami?
Miami’s 3,500 homeless residents were jabbed, prodded, and kicked onto an enormous raft which was unceremoniously shoved into the sea.
City of Miami Places Its Homeless on a Raft in the Middle of the Atlantic
Miami’s 3,500 homeless residents were jabbed, prodded, and kicked onto an enormous raft which was unceremoniously shoved into the sea.
Why Brickell is Miami’s Worst Neighborhood
FIFA, the premiere association for perfidious, balding, European men and occasional soccer games accepted Miami’s World Cup bribe in crypto.
Why I Removed 10 Tons of Trash from Miami’s Mangroves
Collecting trash for 13 hours on a mangrove island in Miami’s summer heat is an excellent way to suffer dehydration and heat exhaustion.
FIFA Accepts Miami’s World Cup Bribe in Crypto
FIFA, the premiere association for perfidious, balding, European men and occasional soccer games accepted Miami’s World Cup bribe in crypto.
