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Only in Miami Stories from The Miami Creation Myth
Florida Schools Forced to Teach that Cubans Benefited from Communism
The State Legislature passed a bill mandating that Florida schools teach that communism was a net positive for Cubans.
Miami Mayor Francis Suarez Accidentally Doesn’t Take a Bribe
“I… I don’t get it,” muttered Silveira incredulously. “It’s like… he didn’t even want my bribe…”
Democrats Have a Cuban Problem
Cuban Americans are an eminently “gettable” demographic. The only question is whether Democrats will do the work to get them.
Sheltered Latino Just Realized Racism Exists
Everyone but Vanessa, the only Black person in the room, laughed at Danny’s expense. That’s when the realization hit him. Is this… racism?
What Does a Utopian Miami Look Like?
I have exactly one hour to get from my apartment in Homestead to my job in Brickell. I smile. No need to rush.
City of Miami Converts Its Hurricane Relief Fund into Dogecoin
“I won’t back down from my claim that tech is the future of Miami! Or future of Brickell and Wynwood—you know, the parts of Miami that count.”
Ron DeSantis Demands Role in High School Musical to End Disney Feud
“I just need to SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!” exclaimed Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on the steps of the state legislature.
Florida Lawmakers Ban Lady Orgasms
Florida women will have to drive to Virginia to experience an orgasm, as Georgia, Alabama, and South and North Carolina passed similar bans.
The Creation of the Miami Creation Myth
The Miami Creation Myth’s genesis can be traced to 2017, several thousand feet above the Earth, and probably somewhere over Oklahoma.
Latino Guests Won’t Fucking Leave Holiday Party
It was 5:30 in the morning and none of the 40 Latinos at Danielle’s holiday party had the slightest intention of leaving her house.
Real Men Vote for Feminists
Why are so many males so concerned with clearing the bar of being “real men”?
Open-Minded Bro Doesn’t Like Public Displays of Affection Between Two Men
I want to make it clear to LGBTQ+ people that I can totally accept their lifestyles while also denying their very existence to children.
