The Miami Creation Myth Sells Out

Even when injured, dehydrated, moments from heat stroke, one wish kept me from collapsing into the mud forever: selling shirts to papi chulos.

ICE Deports Marco Rubio

“I’m the Secretary of State!” yelled a short, tubby man with a Miami accent. He shook his bars as the dozen other people in his cell grinned.

Every Bro You’ll Meet in a Miami Club

A comprehensive guide of the many types of Miami bros one is liable to encounter in da clurb.

The Joy of Selling My 1,000th Book

Two years ago, when I self-published a silly little book titled The Miami Creation Myth, I set the goal of selling 1,000 copies.

¡Dímelo!

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