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Only in Miami Stories from The Miami Creation Myth
Non-Racist Latino Doesn’t Want His Daughter to Date a Black Guy
At the end of the day, I’m a just a forward-thinking, tolerant, accepting Latino who wants his non-existent daughter to be happy
White Family Can’t Understand Cuban Ghost Haunting Them
Lysol was mysteriously replaced with Fabuloso. Flying chancletas smacked their daughter when she misbehaved. The radio would randomly blast Ritmo 95.
God Turns Down Miami’s Temperature from Broil to Bake
Noticing Homestead and Aventura burning slightly, the Great Almighty switched the Celestial Oven Miami had been sitting in since April from broil to bake.
The Next Fast & Furious Movie Will Just Be 2 Hours of Footage of the Dolphin Expressway
The next Fast & Furious movie: “Supposably Faster, Literally Furiouser, Irregargdlessly SunPass, Bro” will be an ode to Miami driving culture.
Son of Immigrants Living on Native Land Colonized by Spain, Annexed by the U.S., Built by Bahamians, and Developed by Refugees Wants All the Foreigners to Leave
“I’m just tired of watching people who absolutely refuse to integrate into America pour over our borders,” explained a man whose grandparents fled a Caribbean dictatorship and spent 40 years in the United States without learning English.
How to Survive Driving in Miami 101
A handy tutorial on how to avoid death when driving in Miami, where 20-car pileups and golf club melees on the I-95 don’t even make the evening news
Miami Ranked Most Swimmable City
The U.S. Triathlon Association today named the City of Miami the most swimmable metropolitan area in the United States.
Miami’s Hottest New App Helps Landlords Price Out Their Tenants
We’re the Uber of gentrification! The TikTok of unaffordability! The Amazon of eviction! The Apple of displacement!
Cuban Americans Should Set Aside Their Differences to Fight for Cuba
Despite our intra-community belligerence, there is a single statement on which just about all of us can agree: Cuba should be free.
Everyone Who Isn’t Cuban Magically Becomes a Cuba Expert
These 329.9 million newly minted Cuba experts lost no time in loudly proclaiming their recently-acquired proficiency.
Cuban Americans Support Cuban Protestors by Yelling at Each Other
Step 1: Go to Calle Ocho. Step 2: Be jerks to each other.
Miami Deports All Residents Earning Less than $40K
It is now illegal to reside within Miami-Dade County limits if one earns less than $40,000 per year.
