Florida Lawmakers Ban Lady Orgasms
Florida women will have to drive to Virginia to experience an orgasm, as Georgia, Alabama, and South and North Carolina passed similar bans.
The Creation of the Miami Creation Myth
The Miami Creation Myth’s genesis can be traced to 2017, several thousand feet above the Earth, and probably somewhere over Oklahoma.
Latino Guests Won’t Fucking Leave Holiday Party
It was 5:30 in the morning and none of the 40 Latinos at Danielle’s holiday party had the slightest intention of leaving her house.
Real Men Vote for Feminists
Why are so many males so concerned with clearing the bar of being “real men”?
Open-Minded Bro Doesn’t Like Public Displays of Affection Between Two Men
I want to make it clear to LGBTQ+ people that I can totally accept their lifestyles while also denying their very existence to children.
The True Behind the Lie: Does Climate Change in Miami?
Miami’s 3,500 homeless residents were jabbed, prodded, and kicked onto an enormous raft which was unceremoniously shoved into the sea.
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