Tourist Understands Miami After Two Hours on Lincoln Road
David Browning, a lifelong resident of Syracuse, NY, comprehended every facet of Miami’s history, socio-economic stratification, race relations, cultural nuances, and zoning code after wandering two hours down Lincoln Road. This was his first time in South Florida.
First Annual Caro Convention to be Held in Miami Beach
The Miami Beach Convention Center is gearing up for the South Florida Caro Association’s (SFCA) first annual conference next Thursday and Friday.
The Art of Cuban Cursing
Having spent a significant amount of time outside of Miami, and therefore away from my fellow Cuban-Americans, I have gained a tremendous appreciation for the Cuban art of the insult.
Zoo Miami Starts Chonga Captive Breeding Program
The common chongo (chongibiti foshibiti), once ubiquitous throughout Greater Miami, has become an increasingly rare sight in the wild.
Miami Creation Myth Live Show!
We held our first The Miami Creation Myth live show before a sold out Villain Theater audience! Congratulations to our amazing actors: Jannelys L Santos, Regina Castañeda, Adriana Caraballo, John Rodriguez, Daniel Lewis, Josh Hamilton, Kristem E. Cuestas, and Priscilla Blanco.
Miami Politicians Double Down on Thing That’s Never Worked
Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Jimenez convened a press conference with other prominent municipal and county leaders to announce that they would spend an additional $2.1 billion of taxpayer money on something that has literally not worked once. Not even a little bit. Nowhere. Never.
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