Brickell Resident is Kind of a Douche
Despite our introduction by a mutual friend over a year ago, Green adamantly proclaims that she is quite unacquainted with anyone born in Miami-Dade County.
How to Drive Like a Miami Douchebag
Did Samuel Adams pay the Stamp Tax? Hell no! Don’t you dare yield a right turn to a pedestrian, you goddamn patriot.
Two Miamians Die Climbing Mount Tropical Park
The two climbers began their journey with a larger group but, unfortunately, not all made it to the summit.
How to Not be a Douchebag to Cuban-Americans
A (by no means exhaustive) list of things I believe strangers who do not have “confianza” with a particular Cuban-American should not mention unless they wish to come off as paradigmatic douchebags.
Brickell Residents at Higher Risk of Being Assholes
The University of Miami Miller School of Medicine today published the findings of a longitudinal study that found Brickell residents are 112% more likely to be assholes than control group Miamians.
Don Francisco Turns 832 Years Old
Beloved Chilean TV host, actor, and philanthropist Luis Kreutzberger Blumenfeld, better known as Don Francisco, turned 832 years old today.
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