Miami Deports All Residents Earning Less than $40K
The Miami-Dade County government placed its legal imprint on an already growing trend, and simply made it illegal to reside within county limits if one earned less than $40,000 per year. Though many had already been displaced by outrageous housing costs, decrepit...
I Failed 8th Grade Science and Here’s Why Climate Change Isn’t Real
This image was taken from Mario Ariza’s book, Disposable City. Go read it. OK, yeah, I failed middle school Earth Science, but honestly, I don’t need to know the difference between igneous and metamorphic rocks to be sure climate change isn’t real, though...
Ben Shapiro: Climate Change Poses No Threat to Miami Because the Ocean Doesn’t Get that Wet
Ben Shapiro, the homophobic, climate-change-denying, Great Female Desiccator, met with City of Miami Mayor and sentient tech word cloud with eyebrows, Francis Suarez, for a Cafecito Talk this week. “Thank you so much for joining us on this Cafecito Talk…” began...
Miami Welcomes Thousands of Tech Workers to Gentrification Conference
Exclamations of, “This real estate is so undervalued!” and, “What’s up with all the brown people?” and, “Where’s the nearest Michelin Star restaurant?” reverberated off Wynwood’s world famous murals as approximately 11 thousand tech workers from across the bro-iness...
Miami Tech Bros’ Guide to Not Being Douchebags
Yes, I made this map, and yes, I changed to title to make it more accurate. You’re a recently-arrived tech worker/venture capitalist/angel investor/entrepreneur driven to Miami’s shores by the promise of perennial sunshine, palm trees, and Cafecito Talks. You might...New Ebook
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