Miami Mayor Francis Suarez Accidentally Doesn’t Take a Bribe
“I… I don’t get it,” muttered Silveira incredulously. “It’s like… he didn’t even want my bribe…”
Democrats Have a Cuban Problem
Cuban Americans are an eminently “gettable” demographic. The only question is whether Democrats will do the work to get them.
Sheltered Latino Just Realized Racism Exists
Everyone but Vanessa, the only Black person in the room, laughed at Danny’s expense. That’s when the realization hit him. Is this… racism?
What Does a Utopian Miami Look Like?
I have exactly one hour to get from my apartment in Homestead to my job in Brickell. I smile. No need to rush.
City of Miami Converts Its Hurricane Relief Fund into Dogecoin
“I won’t back down from my claim that tech is the future of Miami! Or future of Brickell and Wynwood—you know, the parts of Miami that count.”
Ron DeSantis Demands Role in High School Musical to End Disney Feud
“I just need to SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!” exclaimed Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on the steps of the state legislature.
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