A Brief Racial Introduction to Miami
You just moved to Miami. Hooray! What should you expect? Much of that depends on your ethnic background. Let’s delve into your possible experiences.
Atlantis Worried About Becoming the Next Miami
“The last thing I want is for my kingdom to turn into the next Miami,” said King Xenophon, his pensive, deep blue eyes matching the roiling ocean outside the palace walls.
White Cuban Shocks Wedding with Dance Skills
“What on Earth is going on?” exclaimed newlywed Tiffany Dormer as she watched Tony Mendoza pop and lock like a fiend on her wedding reception dance floor. “Isn’t this guy White?”
Take the Miami Masochist Tour!
Forget Lincoln Road, Bayside Marketplace, and Wynwood, and experience Miami like a true local!
Fisher Island Deploys Laser Sharks to Keep Out “the Poors”
Within three days of their deployment, the marine predators had sunk 23 vessels in Government and Norris Cut, completely shutting down the port of Miami.
Why We All Speak Mexican
“If you insist on speaking Mexican, could you at least keep it down?” asked the gentleman. “My family and I are trying to have a pleasant afternoon, and you are most certainly ruining it.”
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“A Seussian, unfiltered take on the fabled origins of the cultural contradiction that is Miami. Pepito meets Paul Bunyan. Hilariously poignant but biting critique of the frustration of living in present day Miami and why things are why they are.”
“Every great city deserves a great foundational myth. Miami wants to be a great city but this collection of stories leaves nothing to be desired. It’s hilarious, raunchy, and uplifting.”
“This book is for you if you can see Miami as what we are and what we can be, and if yours is a seriously silly sense of humor. Andrew Otazo loves and knows Miami—wackiness to wisdom. He writes very well.”
“It takes readers on a bilingual, psychedelic, eco-conscious odyssey.”
“Out of this world… The Miami Creation Myth is filled with laughs and vivid visuals.”
“While Otazo celebrates Miami with humor, he also takes on more serious issues facing our community.”
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