Everyone Who Isn’t Cuban Magically Becomes a Cuba Expert
The unprecedented rash of protests across Cuba catalyzed an equally remarkable wave of expertise to wash over everyone in the United States with the pointed exception of its 2.3 million Cuban-American residents. These 329.9 million newly minted Cuba experts lost no...
Cuban Americans Support Cuban Protestors by Yelling at Each Other
Edgardo Lupe, a portly 45-year-old Cuban American man in basketball shorts and a cutoff shirt, stood on his front lawn in Miami’s Westchester neighborhood, watering a mamey tree with a garden hose. “I’m so proud of my family in Cuba protesting for their rights against...
Miami Deports All Residents Earning Less than $40K
The Miami-Dade County government placed its legal imprint on an already growing trend, and simply made it illegal to reside within county limits if one earned less than $40,000 per year. Though many had already been displaced by outrageous housing costs, decrepit...
I Failed 8th Grade Science and Here’s Why Climate Change Isn’t Real
This image was taken from Mario Ariza’s book, Disposable City. Go read it. OK, yeah, I failed middle school Earth Science, but honestly, I don’t need to know the difference between igneous and metamorphic rocks to be sure climate change isn’t real, though...
Ben Shapiro: Climate Change Poses No Threat to Miami Because the Ocean Doesn’t Get that Wet
Ben Shapiro, the homophobic, climate-change-denying, Great Female Desiccator, met with City of Miami Mayor and sentient tech word cloud with eyebrows, Francis Suarez, for a Cafecito Talk this week. “Thank you so much for joining us on this Cafecito Talk…” began...New Ebook
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