Marlins Stadium Secretly Enforced Social Distancing Since 2012
Miami Marlins owner Bruce Sherman stormed up a flight of stairs along LoanDepot Park’s first base line, his face red with exertion and anger. The Marlins were four innings into a game with the Dodgers, though few fans knew it, as the only two in sight sat five rows...
Miamian Standing in Knee-Deep Seawater Unconvinced Climate Change is Real
Damien Hernandez, a 35-year-old sales rep and native Miamian, shuffled to the side to avoid a jellyfish. “Yeah, you know, I’m just not all that sure climate change isn’t a hoax,” he asserted. A shallow wave rolled over Bayfront Park’s concrete seawall, soaking the...
Miami Deports Thousands of Spring Breakers to America
Several thousand American tourists squinted in the early morning light as they exited Krome Detention Center and boarded busses headed for the Broward County border. This followed a broad crackdown across Miami on Americans who migrated over Spring Break without a...
Florida Crystals Releases Green Algae Across State to Celebrate Saint Patty’s Day
Florida Crystals CEO Alfonso Fanjul stood on Sanibel Island’s Bowman Beach along the Gulf Coast in Bermuda shorts, an emerald shirt reading “Kiss Me I’m Irish,” and a 3M 6000 respirator. “Happy Saint Patty’s everyone!” he yelled at a crowd as they sprinted, stumbled,...
Why Tech Will Magically Solve All of Miami’s Problems
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