Navy Blows Up Miami Influencer Boat Carrying Three Grams of Cocaine
Pete Hegseth, the United States’ Secretary of WhatsApp Group Spam, today announced that the USS Lyndon B. Johnson, a Zumwalt-class destroyer based in Key West, launched a Tomahawk cruise missile that sank a 45-foot yacht anchored just off Downtown Miami. “We got ‘em!”...
MDC Donates Entire Campus for Trump Library
Upon reflection that its unilateral $67 million donation of prime Downtown Miami property simply wasn’t sufficient to honor America’s Dear Leader, Miami Dade College’s Board of Trustees recently voted to hand over its entire Wolfson Campus to build Donald Trump’s...
Trump Announces Cafecito Causes Impotence
President Donald Trump, muscles rippling like coiled snakes beneath an immaculately tailored suit as a divine wind blew his and only his luxuriously natural hair, bound six vertical feet onto the White House briefing room stage to address a nation united in praising...
The Cure for Male Loneliness is Having Women Friends
Listen bros, we have a problem. We actually have quite a few, but this one is top of mind because I recently listened to a podcast about it. The episode highlighted an alarming survey which found that 15% of men in the United States do not have any close friends—a...
Things Are Not OK
Our society is not OK. Our country is not OK. We are not OK. It’s been like this at least a decade, if not longer. But this week feels different. It feels like we crossed a Rubicon. We don’t know what’s on the other side, but it’s almost certainly worse than what came...New Ebook
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