Brickell Residents at Higher Risk of Being Assholes
The University of Miami Miller School of Medicine today published the findings of a longitudinal study that found Brickell residents are 112% more likely to be assholes than control group Miamians.
Don Francisco Turns 832 Years Old
Beloved Chilean TV host, actor, and philanthropist Luis Kreutzberger Blumenfeld, better known as Don Francisco, turned 832 years old today.
Miami Declared Clinically Insane
The American Psychological Association today published an unprecedented report declaring Miami-Dade County “dangerously unstable,” adding that it “should be immediately committed to an asylum for its own and others’ safety.”
Walter Mercado Joins The Avengers
The Avengers deployed Shanti Ananda, also known as Walter Mercado, during their last battle.
Bad Advice for New Graduates
Horrible advice for recent grads.
Miami Bros Accidentally Text Each Other a Sonnet
Miami natives Javier Rodriguez (age 24) and Daniel Armenteros (age 23) inadvertently texted each other an English sonnet this past Saturday afternoon.
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