Ben Shapiro: Climate Change Poses No Threat to Miami Because the Ocean Doesn’t Get that Wet
Ben Shapiro, the homophobic, climate-change-denying, Great Female Desiccator, met with City of Miami Mayor Francis Suarez.
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Thousands of tech workers descended on Miami for the world’s first ever overtly pro Gentrification Conference.
Miami Tech Bros’ Guide to Not Being Douchebags
A handy guide for recently-arrived Miami tech bros on how to not be perceived as douchebags by the natives.
City of Miami Launches ComemierdaCoin
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Miamians Stockpile Cafecito After Versailles Hack, Chaos Ensues
Miami’s supposed cafecito shortage leads to full-blown chaos across the Magic City.
Miami Appoints Chief Comemierdería Officer
Miami-Dade County Mayor Daniella Levine Cava announced she had appointed Estelle Puig, a 72-year-old abuela of 12, as the region’s first Chief Comemierdería Officer.
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