Miami Makes Bro Its Official Pronoun
Bro, like, I bet you didn’t even know that “bro” is now Miami-Dade County’s official pronoun, bro. But, bro, it’s totally true. Don’t believe me? Fine bro, just listen to what Miami-Dade County Mayor Daniella Levine Cava had to say about it at today’s news conference....
Non-Racist Latino Doesn’t Want His Daughter to Date a Black Guy
First of all, I want to make it absolutely clear that I can’t be a bigot because my fifth grade best friend was half Haitian, I loved the second season of Atlanta (season one was OK), and according to 23andMe, I’m exactly 3.4% West African, so how can I possibly be...
White Family Can’t Understand Cuban Ghost Haunting Them
Amanda Polanski sat at the kitchen table of her newly purchased South Miami townhouse, coffee cup in hand, a look of deep concern weighing her furrowed brow. Her back to the kitchen door, a silent shadow crossed the living room, barely in her peripheral vision. Amanda...
God Turns Down Miami’s Temperature from Broil to Bake
“¡Coño! ¡Se me está quemando la ciudad!” cried the Abrahamic Creator of the universe. Noticing the edges around Homestead and Aventura starting to burn slightly, and not wanting to excessively dry out the Magic City, the Great Almighty quickly switched the Celestial...
The Next Fast & Furious Movie Will Just Be 2 Hours of Footage of the Dolphin Expressway
Heart-pounding high-speed drag races, inadvertently murderous abuelas, helicopter crashes, baseball bat melees, multi-lingual road rage, exploding scooters, truck nuts, zombies, chupacabra, scantily clad chongas, terrified tourists, pastelitos—all within the first...New Ebook
Totally Ridiculous. 100% Miami.
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Checkout the first chapter of 'The Miami Creation Myth.'
