White Cuban Shocks Wedding with Dance Skills
“What on Earth is going on?” exclaimed newlywed Tiffany Dormer as she watched Tony Mendoza, a White Cuban, pop and lock like a fiend on her wedding reception dance floor. Mendoza, the son of Cuban immigrants, has a pale complexion, light brown hair, and green eyes. He...
Take the Miami Masochist Tour!
Are you a recently-arrived tourist who prefers “authentic” experiences over visiting the same, tired tourist traps? Is your Instagram filled with candid images of impoverished foreigners going about their daily routines while you explore their neighborhoods? Do you...
Fisher Island Deploys Laser Sharks to Keep Out “the Poors”
The Maersk Oceania, a post-Panamax cargo ship carrying over 7,000 containers, belched acrid smoke as it listed slowly starboard and disappeared into Government Cut. Observing the scene from his mansion’s ocean-side terrace was Jerry Whitehead, a billionaire venture...
Why We All Speak Mexican
It was a clear and cool November day in West Miami. A light breeze blew through Tropical Park, where several of my friends and I had gathered to celebrate a birthday. Someone brought a foldout table, and four of us were enjoying a rowdy game of dominos. Laughter,...
Brickell Resident is Kind of a Douche
I sat down for coffee with Leslie Green in Brickell City Centre’s airy second floor corridor. This Epic Condo resident moved to South Florida upon graduating from the University of Michigan Law School, and is currently employed as a second-year associate at a...New Ebook
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Checkout the first chapter of 'The Miami Creation Myth.'
