Miami Opens Its First Adult Gringo Adoption Office
The City of Miami sought to formalize the previously haphazard method of incorporating outsiders into Latino culture by opening the world’s first Gringo Adoption Agency (GAA). “Longtime Miami residents and new arrivals alike are welcome in the agency,” said Jesus...
I Read this Headline, Am Confused, but Open It Anyway
I wonder what the article’s about. This is rather odd. Why is it written in first person? Is there anything of substance here? Is the writer messing with me? Am I in on the joke or the subject? OK, this is weird. The text almost, but not exactly, mirrors my inner...
Katie Miller Demolishes Little Havana to Make Way for Little Columbus, Ohio
Katie Miller, Vice President Mike Pence’s spokeswoman, shaded her eyes from the afternoon sun on the corner of Little Havana’s W 27th Avenue and 8th Street. Hundreds of contractors were arrayed behind her on idling backhoes, bulldozers, excavators, and dump...
FL Governor Insists It’s Only Hot Because People Keep Checking Their Thermometers
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis swayed under a noonday sun outside Tallahassee’s Capitol Complex. He wore a pained expression and dark suit he’d perspired clean through. The chief executive shaded his eyes and wiped a tiny cascade that originated at his temple and...
It’s Time Millennials Killed Miami’s Political System
Jonathan Gartwell, right, chants outside of the School Board of Miami-Dade County as part of the “Teach No Lies” march to protest Florida’s new standards for teaching Black history, which have come under intense criticism for what they say about...New Ebook
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