The Difficulty of Satirizing MAGA
Why I Removed 30,000 Pounds of Trash from the Mangroves
The Miami Creation Myth Sells Out
ICE Deports Marco Rubio
Every Bro You’ll Meet in a Miami Club
The Joy of Selling My 1,000th Book
Cubans’ Shift to MAGA is Rooted in Trauma & Anger
Take the Miami Gentrification Tour!
I Really Don’t Want to Be a Climate Refugee
What It Means to Write Miami Satire in Trump’s Miami
Hispanics Must Support Our Haitian Neighbors

Hispanics Must Support Our Haitian Neighbors

Siiiiiigh. It’s wild I have to do this, but no, the rumor Donald Trump spread during a nationally televised presidential debate that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio is not true. The fact that sentence with those words in that order exists is...
Trump Bullies DeSantis into Letting Felons Vote in Florida

Trump Bullies DeSantis into Letting Felons Vote in Florida

Former President and Presently Convicted Felon Donald Trump, shoved a three-foot-long branch into an underground burrow occupied by a slumbering Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. “Hey! Hey, you slimy, spineless reptile! Get out here!” cried Trump, prodding DeSantis in...
The Many Meanings of Miami’s “Bro”

The Many Meanings of Miami’s “Bro”

As has been thoroughly documented, “bro” is Miami’s official gender-neutral pronoun. Are you a straight, cis-gendered man? You’re a bro. How about a cis woman? Also a bro. Trans man? Still a bro. Twin sister? You guessed it, you’re a bro. 55-year-old mother of four?...
MiamiGPT is the New AI Chatbot Just for South Florida

MiamiGPT is the New AI Chatbot Just for South Florida

Written in partnership with [name pending vote]. The newest, most advanced AI just went public in the form of MiamiGPT, a chatbot designed exclusively for Miamians. South Floridians are enthusiastically utilizing it for guidance on some of the most pressing daily...