The Cure for Male Loneliness is Having Women Friends
Listen bros, we have a problem. We actually have quite a few, but this one is top of mind because I recently listened to a podcast about it. The episode highlighted an alarming survey which found that 15% of men in the United States do not have any close friends—a...
Things Are Not OK
Our society is not OK. Our country is not OK. We are not OK. It’s been like this at least a decade, if not longer. But this week feels different. It feels like we crossed a Rubicon. We don’t know what’s on the other side, but it’s almost certainly worse than what came...
Florida to Replace Alligator Alcatraz with Anaconda Azkaban
Ron DeSantis slithered out the den beneath the Governor’s Mansion where he liked to hibernate while digesting stray pets, wriggled into an ill-fitting navy-blue suit, slid into his office, and pushed his 12-foot-long body up a podium until his unblinking eyes rose...
ICE Now Hiring All Qualified Racists
In its bid to purge all genetic and ideological hurdles to Donald Trump’s rapidly metastasizing ethno-state, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) revised its hiring practices to accept any bigot able to fog a mirror, shred a paper copy of the Constitution,...
Miami Spends $840 Million on Thing No One Wants
Miami’s politicians swelled with pride at announcing they were rapidly spending $840 million to build a thing literally no one in their city even remotely wanted. When their constituents forthrightly declared that they didn’t want the thing and would really rather...New Ebook
Totally Ridiculous. 100% Miami.
Read Ch. 1
Checkout the first chapter of 'The Miami Creation Myth.'
