2020 Will End in June
“Maaaaaan, fuck this year!” exclaimed Dr. Robert Elkridge, Ph.D., Director of the International Bureau of Weights and Measures. The stately British septuagenarian had perfect elocution and a patrician bearing, all of which were somewhat undermined by two the middle...
El mismo odioso refrán
¿Por qué me lo hace?The city I cherish?¿Por qué se deshace?And let promise perish? Beaten and bruised and told not to rise,Forced to the skies and saltwater foam,Into a land where they were despised.Welcomed with cries of “Cuban, go home!” Sudor colectivo ganó la...
Miami Latinos’ Racism is the Height of Hypocrisy
Credit: Pedro Portal, Miami Herald Spic. Janitor. Fidel. Drug dealer. Communist. Rafter. Affirmative action poser. Scarface. Boat rower. Lettuce picker. Lawn service. Shark food. Spot-stealer (of a deserving non-Hispanic White). These are some of the many insults...
Miamians Should Be Proud, But Also, Fuck This City
If you think this is another hit piece laying out how Miami is superficial, and vacuous, and immature, and petty, and etc., and etc., well, it’s not. Neither the article nor the city. It’s about how most Miamians feel two simultaneous, seemingly diametrically opposed...
Five Silly Socially Distant Alternatives to Miami’s Kiss on the Cheek
Miami’s kiss on the cheek is one of the city’s most famous cultural institutions. Tourists often mistook it as a sign of our allegedly promiscuity. We often ascribed that mistake to them being uncouth boors. Meanwhile, our neighbors to the north elected to...New Ebook
Totally Ridiculous. 100% Miami.
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Checkout the first chapter of 'The Miami Creation Myth.'
