COVID Vector Visits Miami
A virulent COVID vector arrived in Miami this morning to yell at people in enclosed spaces. The vaguely man-shaped repository of several billion deadly microbes loudly exclaimed its disdain for mitigating the risk of mass contagion, thereby aerosolizing millions of...
I Have a Business Admin Degree from Barry and Here’s Why Wearing a Mask is Stupid
Wearing a mask is stupid, so forget what all these supposed “experts,” and “medical professionals,” and “doctors,” and “nurses” are spouting about COVID, because my B- in high school biology and 2.9 GPA from Barry University more than supersede their “diplomas” and...
Miami-Dade County Completes Invisible Metrorail to Miami Beach
Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Gimenez stood at the intersection of NE 10th Street and 2nd Ave with a pair of oversized scissors,. He beamed at an expectant gaggle of reporters. A light breeze whistled between the condos overhead. Gimenez had much to celebrate. After...
Miami Heat Responsible for Citywide Pot and Pan Shortage
“This is ridiculous!” gesticulated Marta Hernandez, a 47-year-old mother of three, as she stood in a Kendall Walmart, arms up, cursing her fate in the middle of the kitchen aisle. “I tried Lowes, I tried Target, I tried Costco, and I can’t find a piece of cookware in...
Being Anti-Communist Doesn’t Mean You’re Pro-Democracy
Let’s play a game. Scroll through my comments section and take a shot of tequila whenever someone calls me a communist for supporting LGBTQ+ rights, or asking people to be a little less racist, or—and you died of alcohol poisoning. If I mixed my metaphors every time...New Ebook
Totally Ridiculous. 100% Miami.
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