MiamiGPT is the New AI Chatbot Just for South Florida
Written in partnership with [name pending vote]. The newest, most advanced AI just went public in the form of MiamiGPT, a chatbot designed exclusively for Miamians. South Floridians are enthusiastically utilizing it for guidance on some of the most pressing daily...
Francis Suarez Endorses Donald Trump for Prison Cellmate
Francis Suarez, the City of Miami’s Cuban American mayor and walking, talking, 5’6” brown paper bag stuffed with unmarked $100 bills, sauntered to a podium on skinny cartoon legs and grabbed the mic with a four-fingered white gloved hand. “Thank you for coming today,”...
Joe Carollo Dodges House Auction by Claiming to Reside in Hearts of All Anti-Comunistas
Joe Carollo, the shambling, spittle-flinging City of Miami commissioner and avatar of all Seven Deadly Sins, temporarily postponed a court judgement that would’ve auctioned off his house by declaring his actual place of residence was deep within the bosom of every...
Florida Man Rejects $320 Million Because Money is Green
Written in partnership with Transit Alliance Miami “I’m tired of the woke Left mob lampooning me for refusing $320 million in federal funds to improve the state’s public transit!” yelled Jared Perdue, Florida’s Secretary of Transportation, all spit, vinegar, and...
How to Save Miami from Climate Change Part 2: Build Climate Community
Image taken from Mario Ariza’s Disposable City. He’s a friend. Go read it. There’s a mantra-like phrase I hear at practically every climate conference, happy hour, and networking event I attend in the Magic City: “they should’ve…” As in, “They should’ve changed...New Ebook
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