Miami to Replace All Remaining Affordable Housing with Stadiums
City of Miami Mayor Francis Suarez, a 180-pound sapient amalgamation of Moco de Gorila hair gel and Versace Eros Cologne stuffed into a Burberry suit, slurried to a podium before the Alex Hanna Coliseum. The new home of the Flying Cockroaches, the Magic City’s...
Son of Immigrants Living on Native Land Colonized by Spain, Annexed by the U.S., Built by Bahamians, and Developed by Refugees Wants All the Foreigners to Leave
“I’m just tired of watching people who absolutely refuse to integrate into America pour over our borders,” explained a man whose grandparents fled a Caribbean dictatorship and spent 40 years in the United States without learning English. His Brickell apartment faced a...
A Beginner’s Guide to Miami’s Dialect
A handy Miamian to English guide of some of the Magic City’s most common phrases. MiamianEnglishI’m parking.I just got out of the showerI’ll be there in 30 minutesYou’ll never see me again.The party starts at 9 PM.The party starts at 12 AM.Stop...
Blank Wynwood Wall Accidentally Sells for $2 Million at Art Basel
The side of an abandoned warehouse on the corner of NW 26th St and 5th Ave sold for $2 million on the final day of Miami’s Art Basel festival. The untitled work by an anonymous artist measures 10 by 20 feet and has no discernible features other than a pealing coat of...New Ebook
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