Son of Immigrants Living on Native Land Colonized by Spain, Annexed by the U.S., Built by Bahamians, and Developed by Refugees Wants All the Foreigners to Leave
“I’m just tired of watching people who absolutely refuse to integrate into America pour over our borders,” explained a man whose grandparents fled a Caribbean dictatorship and spent 40 years in the United States without learning English. His Brickell apartment faced a...
A Beginner’s Guide to Miami’s Dialect
A handy Miamian to English guide of some of the Magic City’s most common phrases. MiamianEnglishI’m parking.I just got out of the showerI’ll be there in 30 minutesYou’ll never see me again.The party starts at 9 PM.The party starts at 12 AM.Stop...
Blank Wynwood Wall Accidentally Sells for $2 Million at Art Basel
The side of an abandoned warehouse on the corner of NW 26th St and 5th Ave sold for $2 million on the final day of Miami’s Art Basel festival. The untitled work by an anonymous artist measures 10 by 20 feet and has no discernible features other than a pealing coat of...
How to Make the Perfect Cafecito
Miami’s caffeine cowgirls, the vaunted ventanita ladies, generously decided to share their occult cafecito secrets with The Miami Creation Myth. The following is a detailed, step-by-step description for how to make the perfect cafecito, according to their...New Ebook
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