Miami to Replace All Remaining Affordable Housing with Stadiums
City of Miami Mayor Francis Suarez, a 180-pound sapient amalgamation of Moco de Gorila hair gel and Versace Eros Cologne stuffed into a Burberry suit, slurried to a podium before the Alex Hanna Coliseum. The new home of the Flying Cockroaches, the Magic City’s...
Jason Lopez: Miami Noir Bounty Hunter
By: Guest Writer Nick Dominic My name is Jason Lopez, and I’m pretty fuckin badass. Forget everything you think you know about bounty hunters…and then remember it again, because it’s actually a lot like what you probably already think it is. The events I’m about to...
Miami’s Affordable Housing Program Involves Shouting Tech Buzzwords at Poor People
A flatbed truck rigged with a dozen 5-foot-tall speakers trundled into Liberty Square at 6 AM. High-pitched feedback startled a flock of birds perched on the surrounding electrical lines and awoke just about everyone in the neighborhood. A man approached a mic in the...
Native Miamians Declared an Endangered Species
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) announced it will officially place native Miamians on its Endangered Species List given their dwindling numbers and uncertain medium-term outlook. “I’m afraid South Florida is likely to lose its entire native Miamian...
Every Insane Driving Move You’ll See in Miami
By Peter Mir and Andrew Otazo The Aventura Lawnmower—Do whatever stupid thing you need to do to make your supped-up Civic sound like lawn equipment. Make sure it also backfires every 20 seconds so everyone knows how cool you are, especially since you already installed...New Ebook
Totally Ridiculous. 100% Miami.
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