Francis Suarez Endorses Donald Trump for Prison Cellmate
Francis Suarez, the City of Miami’s Cuban American mayor and walking, talking, 5’6” brown paper bag stuffed with unmarked $100 bills, sauntered to a podium on skinny cartoon legs and grabbed the mic with a four-fingered white gloved hand. “Thank you for coming today,”...
Joe Carollo Dodges House Auction by Claiming to Reside in Hearts of All Anti-Comunistas
Joe Carollo, the shambling, spittle-flinging City of Miami commissioner and avatar of all Seven Deadly Sins, temporarily postponed a court judgement that would’ve auctioned off his house by declaring his actual place of residence was deep within the bosom of every...
Florida Man Rejects $320 Million Because Money is Green
Written in partnership with Transit Alliance Miami “I’m tired of the woke Left mob lampooning me for refusing $320 million in federal funds to improve the state’s public transit!” yelled Jared Perdue, Florida’s Secretary of Transportation, all spit, vinegar, and...
How to Save Miami from Climate Change Part 2: Build Climate Community
Image taken from Mario Ariza’s Disposable City. He’s a friend. Go read it. There’s a mantra-like phrase I hear at practically every climate conference, happy hour, and networking event I attend in the Magic City: “they should’ve…” As in, “They should’ve changed...
How to Save Miami from Climate Change Part 1: Build a Living Fortress
Image taken from Mario Ariza’s Disposable City. He’s a friend. Go read it. Miami faces an immediate existential climate change threat from stronger hurricanes and their associated storm surges. A direct hit from a Category 5 hurricane could cause catastrophic damage...New Ebook
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