Two Miamians Die Climbing Mount Tropical Park
See above for a documentary of these heroes’ ordeal. A stiff wind blew from the southeast as Gerald Sandino and Reg de Susa, wheezing from extreme exertion, planted an American flag at the top of Mount Tropical Park. One of the most awe-inspiring and lethal...
How to Not be a Douchebag to Cuban-Americans
As greater cultural awareness has spread among the U.S. population, many previously acceptable comments have become faux pas. They have been recognized as the sort of deeds that, upon even cursory examination, are often perceived as insulting, demeaning, or just...
Brickell Residents at Higher Risk of Being Assholes
The University of Miami Miller School of Medicine today published the findings of a longitudinal study that found Brickell residents are 112% more likely to be assholes than control group Miamians. Over 40,000 Brickellites of all generational cohorts were tracked over...
Don Francisco Turns 832 Years Old
Beloved Chilean TV host, actor, and philanthropist Luis Kreutzberger Blumenfeld, better known as Don Francisco, turned 832 years old today. He celebrated this milestone surrounded by friends and family at his Indian Creek residence. Don Francisco, who appears to be...
Miami Declared Clinically Insane
The American Psychological Association today published an unprecedented report declaring that “Miami is a crazy city,” is “dangerously unstable,” adding that it “should be immediately committed to an asylum for its own and others’ safety.” This appears to...New Ebook
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Checkout the first chapter of 'The Miami Creation Myth.'
