Miami Tech Bros’ Guide to Not Being Douchebags
Yes, I made this map, and yes, I changed to title to make it more accurate. You’re a recently-arrived tech worker/venture capitalist/angel investor/entrepreneur driven to Miami’s shores by the promise of perennial sunshine, palm trees, and Cafecito Talks. You might...
City of Miami Launches ComemierdaCoin
Seeking to profit off the cryptocurrency coke-fueled fervor just as Bitcoin, Doge, and Ethereum prices continue to crater, the City of Miami today issued its own blockchain bullshit and christened it ComemierdaCoin. This hot new cryptocurrency immediately quadrupled...
Miamians Stockpile Cafecito After Versailles Hack, Chaos Ensues
Acrid plumes of smoke belched from Miami’s burning skyline, obscuring a merciless midday sun. The Magic City warped into a diabolical funhouse reflection of its sunny marketing campaign as Mad Max shootouts raced through cratered avenues, mass human sacrifices took...
Miami Appoints Chief Comemierdería Officer
Miami-Dade County Mayor Daniella Levine Cava announced she had appointed Estelle Puig, a 72-year-old abuela of 12, as the region’s first Chief Comemierdería Officer. Beyond tackling Miami’s skyrocketing comemierdería epidemic, Puig will also be responsible for tamping...
Marlins Stadium Secretly Enforced Social Distancing Since 2012
Miami Marlins owner Bruce Sherman stormed up a flight of stairs along LoanDepot Park’s first base line, his face red with exertion and anger. The Marlins were four innings into a game with the Dodgers, though few fans knew it, as the only two in sight sat five rows...New Ebook
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