They said it couldn’t be done, that is was suicide to even try. Countless brave men and women perished in the attempt. But somehow, through sheer will and comemierdería, Andrew Otazo collected 51 absolutely ridiculous Miami-centric stories into a single book. Utilizing new physics just to prevent it from collapsing into a black hole of hilarity, Like, The Most Miami Story Collection, Bro will literally shatter your mind, soul, and sense of self. Literally.

Otazo spares nothing and no one in his scorched earth excoriation of South Florida’s most pressing issues: chongas, cafecito, and chupacabras. He also discusses a raging pandemic, systemic bigotry, political disfunction, and communal hypocrisy when readers aren’t distracted by abuela jokes. All references and invectives are intentional, especially those the author didn’t notice when he wrote them.

Whether celebrating the “Art of Cuban Cursing,” describing why “Miami Latinos’ Racism is the Height of Hypocrisy,” or explaining “How to Drive Like a Miami Asshole,” Otazo’s short stories and essays will make readers laugh and—he hopes—think.