Navy Blows Up Miami Influencer Boat Carrying Three Grams of Cocaine

The USS Lyndon B. Johnson launched a Tomahawk cruise missile that sank a 45-foot yacht anchored just off Downtown Miami.

MDC Donates Entire Campus for Trump Library

Given Trump’s infamous aversion to reading, all the volumes in the library’s 15-acre campus will be coloring books or 1980s Playboy foldouts.

Trump Announces Cafecito Causes Impotence

The sheer unbridled cognitive dissonance made a dozen men around a Miami ventanita collapse into frothing comas.

¡Dímelo!

Only in Miami Stories from The Miami Creation Myth

Now Available

Read the Award-Winning, Culturo-Cosmic Adventure
Just as the ancient Greeks, Egyptians, and Norse had their gods, villains, and heroes, Miami now has a legendary saga based on the hyperbolic surrealism that is living in South Florida. You will be introduced to a wholly unique universe with its own, often absurd, deities and norms—much like the city from which it’s inspired, and journey from the beginning of the universe, when Pachango the Creator first awoke on his divine pin pan pun, to when the cubanos and their fellow Latinics quite literally tumbled out of the waves and onto Miami’s shores. Along the way, you’ll learn answers to deep existential questions, such as: Where do croquetas come from? Who is the god of chisme? And why is everyone late to everything?
Order TodayChapter 1 FREE