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The End of The Miami Creation Myth
Miami Denies Asylum to New Yorkers Fleeing Socialism
Navy Blows Up Miami Influencer Boat Carrying Three Grams of Cocaine
MDC Donates Entire Campus for Trump Library
Trump Announces Cafecito Causes Impotence
The Cure for Male Loneliness is Having Women Friends
Hole in the Ground Sells for $5 Million at Art Basel

Hole in the Ground Sells for $5 Million at Art Basel

Wynwood’s high-end Eponymous art gallery set a new purchase record when it sold Jeffrey Edelman’s “Ungrounded” for $5 million. The multimedia piece is composed of soil, rock, and air, as it is a two-foot-deep hole the artist dug in his backyard. “It signifies the deep...
Miamians Hospitalized as Temperature Plunges Below 70

Miamians Hospitalized as Temperature Plunges Below 70

Pandemonium reigned in Mercy Hospital’s Emergency Room where doctors and nurses worked frantically to treat a mob of Miamians suffering from slight chilliness in the wake of an unprecedented Miami cold front. “My arms! I can’t feel my arms!” cried a woman in her 40s....
Cuban Haunted House Will Feature Chupacabra and Communism

Cuban Haunted House Will Feature Chupacabra and Communism

“We want to scare the shit out of Cubans,” said Dominic Infante, manager of ¡Ño Que Asusto!, the world’s first haunted house designed specifically for Cubans and Cuban-Americans. “The first thing we do is convince them they’ve entered a post-apocalyptic world.” Asked...