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A Beginner’s Guide to Miami’s Dialect

A Beginner’s Guide to Miami’s Dialect

A handy Miamian to English guide of some of the Magic City’s most common phrases. MiamianEnglishI’m parking.I just got out of the showerI’ll be there in 30 minutesYou’ll never see me again.The party starts at 9 PM.The party starts at 12 AM.Stop...
Blank Wynwood Wall Accidentally Sells for $2 Million at Art Basel

Blank Wynwood Wall Accidentally Sells for $2 Million at Art Basel

The side of an abandoned warehouse on the corner of NW 26th St and 5th Ave sold for $2 million on the final day of Miami’s Art Basel festival. The untitled work by an anonymous artist measures 10 by 20 feet and has no discernible features other than a pealing coat of...
How to Make the Perfect Cafecito

How to Make the Perfect Cafecito

Miami’s caffeine cowgirls, the vaunted ventanita ladies, generously decided to share their occult cafecito secrets with The Miami Creation Myth. The following is a detailed, step-by-step description for how to make the perfect cafecito, according to their...
The Art of Cuban Cursing

The Art of Cuban Cursing

Having spent a significant amount of time outside of Miami, and therefore away from my fellow Cuban-Americans, I have gained a tremendous appreciation for the art of Cuban cursing. Firstly, el idioma de Cervantes is particularly well suited for weaving layered,...