MDC Donates Entire Campus for Trump Library
Upon reflection that its unilateral $67 million donation of prime Downtown Miami property simply wasn’t sufficient to honor America’s Dear Leader, Miami Dade College’s Board of Trustees recently voted to hand over its entire Wolfson Campus to build Donald Trump’s...
Trump Announces Cafecito Causes Impotence
President Donald Trump, muscles rippling like coiled snakes beneath an immaculately tailored suit as a divine wind blew his and only his luxuriously natural hair, bound six vertical feet onto the White House briefing room stage to address a nation united in praising...
The Cure for Male Loneliness is Having Women Friends
Listen bros, we have a problem. We actually have quite a few, but this one is top of mind because I recently listened to a podcast about it. The episode highlighted an alarming survey which found that 15% of men in the United States do not have any close friends—a...
Things Are Not OK
Our society is not OK. Our country is not OK. We are not OK. It’s been like this at least a decade, if not longer. But this week feels different. It feels like we crossed a Rubicon. We don’t know what’s on the other side, but it’s almost certainly worse than what came...
Florida to Replace Alligator Alcatraz with Anaconda Azkaban
Ron DeSantis slithered out the den beneath the Governor’s Mansion where he liked to hibernate while digesting stray pets, wriggled into an ill-fitting navy-blue suit, slid into his office, and pushed his 12-foot-long body up a podium until his unblinking eyes rose...New Ebook
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