Florida Rising Chapter 2
This book is based on real events. Only the people, places, and events are fictionalized. The stupidity is 100% real. Seabreeze Ridge was a suburban and semi-rural community in Miami-Dade County’s far southwest. Though only 25 miles from Downtown Miami as the invasive...
The End of The Miami Creation Myth
Hi guys. We need to talk. I’ve been at this Miami Creation Myth nonsense for eight years now. At first, it was simply an exercise in building an audience for my homonymous book. So, I started posting memes that celebrated and critiqued my ridiculous hometown on the...
Miami Denies Asylum to New Yorkers Fleeing Socialism
They came by air. An endless stream of corporate jets and helicopters landed at Miami Executive Airport, disgorging hordes of bewildered, bedraggled New Yorkers in scuffed Louis Vuittons and rumpled Paul Smiths. They came by sea. Super and mega yachts crowded the Port...
Navy Blows Up Miami Influencer Boat Carrying Three Grams of Cocaine
Pete Hegseth, the United States’ Secretary of WhatsApp Group Spam, today announced that the USS Lyndon B. Johnson, a Zumwalt-class destroyer based in Key West, launched a Tomahawk cruise missile that sank a 45-foot yacht anchored just off Downtown Miami. “We got ‘em!”...New Ebook
Totally Ridiculous. 100% Miami.
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