Things Are Not OK
Florida to Replace Alligator Alcatraz with Anaconda Azkaban
ICE Now Hiring All Qualified Racists
Miami Spends $840 Million on Thing No One Wants
How I Didn’t Starve to Death at West Point, Part 5: Reorgy Week
How I Didn’t Starve to Death at West Point, Part 4: The Field
How I Didn’t Starve to Death at West Point, Part 3: Food & Sleep
How I Didn’t Starve to Death at West Point, Part 2: Hazing & Marching
How I Didn’t Starve to Death at West Point, Part 1: R-Day
Cuban Americans Heroically Fight for Kidnapped Mom by Doing Nothing
Miami Politicians Double Down on Thing That’s Never Worked

Miami Politicians Double Down on Thing That’s Never Worked

By: Andrew Otazo Joe Raedle/Getty Images Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Jimenez convened a press conference with other prominent municipal and county leaders to announce that they would spend an additional $2.1 billion of taxpayer money on something that has literally...
Miami Marlins Install Retractable Stadium Floor

Miami Marlins Install Retractable Stadium Floor

Miami Marlins Install Retractable Stadium Floor by Andrew Otazo Originally Published in The Plantain, April 9, 2019 Twelve Miami Marlins and eight Boston Red Sox players were rushed to Jackson Hospital today when Marlins Stadium’s newly installed retractable floor was...