The 50 Stages of a Miami Goodbye
It’s 2 AM. You’ve been at your cousin’s party for the last five hours. You desperately want to leave, drive home, and collapse onto your bed. You’d love nothing more than to walk straight out of your this house while diligently avoiding eye contact with every human...
Miami Ranked Most F*ckable City
In the first study of its kind, the Pew Research Center released a nationwide municipal “Marry, Fuck, Kill” survey in which Miami ranked squarely in the middle classification. Over 20,000 individuals from diverse racial, gender, and sexual preference backgrounds...
Florida Secedes from Miami
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis today announced that he no longer recognizes Miami-Dade County as residing within state borders, effectively formalizing a Florida secession. “We’re fed up with Miami!” declared DeSantis, repeatedly slamming his fist on the podium at a...
Miami Party Breaks Sound Barrier
The shockwave uprooted palm trees, overturned trucks, and flattened houses across Miami’s West Kendall neighborhood. Unsuspecting pedestrians flew dozens of feet through the air. Children and pets were blasted into the atmosphere, never to be seen again. The sharp...
Surgeon General Issues Warning About Cuban Coffee in Miami
The U.S. Surgeon General warned consumers that excessive consumption of Cuban coffee in Miami can have diverse deleterious and anomalous effects on their health. These include, but are not limited to: Excessive energyDifficulty falling asleepUncontrollable shaking...New Ebook
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