The End of The Miami Creation Myth
Miami Denies Asylum to New Yorkers Fleeing Socialism
Navy Blows Up Miami Influencer Boat Carrying Three Grams of Cocaine
MDC Donates Entire Campus for Trump Library
Trump Announces Cafecito Causes Impotence
The Cure for Male Loneliness is Having Women Friends
Things Are Not OK
Florida to Replace Alligator Alcatraz with Anaconda Azkaban
ICE Now Hiring All Qualified Racists
Miami Spends $840 Million on Thing No One Wants
Ron DeSantis Bans Florida Schools from Teaching the Alphabet

Ron DeSantis Bans Florida Schools from Teaching the Alphabet

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis lay hibernating in an underground burrow after previously capturing and consuming a stray cat. His head rested peacefully on his scaly, coiled body, a slight smile playing on his lipless mouth while he lay dreaming of EPCOT’s Spaceship...
Democrats Have a Cuban Problem

Democrats Have a Cuban Problem

It’s actually 187,006 problems, or how many more Cuban Americans are registered as Republicans rather than Democrats in Florida (53% are registered Republicans, 26% are Democrats, and 21% are Independents). But it wasn’t always so! In 2016, Trump only won about half...
My Complicated Experience with Racism at West Point

My Complicated Experience with Racism at West Point

I have PTSD, and I hate myself for it. Unlike my Army buddies, I was not deployed, or even entered active service. Unlike many female friends, I was never sexually assaulted. I didn’t lose a limb, or bury a child, or come out, or grow up poor, or experience domestic...