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Only in Miami Stories from The Miami Creation Myth
MiamiGPT is the New AI Chatbot Just for South Florida
The newest, most advanced AI just went public in the form of MiamiGPT, a chatbot designed exclusively for Miamians.
Francis Suarez Endorses Donald Trump for Prison Cellmate
Asked to opine on Suarez’s endorsement, Trump responded with, “What do I care what that Mexican says? Why haven’t we deported him yet?”
Joe Carollo Dodges House Auction by Claiming to Reside in Hearts of All Anti-Comunistas
Carollo postponed a judgement to auction his house by declaring his actual place of residence was deep within the bosom of all anticomunistas.
Florida Man Rejects $320 Million Because Money is Green
“The funds are a liberal conspiracy to gayify the state!” cried Purdue, apparently unaware of Florida’s infamous resemblance to a dong.
How to Save Miami from Climate Change Part 2: Build Climate Community
Miami must save itself from climate disaster. It’ll be hard as hell, but I’m game if you are. What do we have to lose other than everything?
How to Save Miami from Climate Change Part 1: Build a Living Fortress
Miami must transform into a green citadel by building onion-like natural fortifications to protect itself from ever stronger hurricanes.
Who is Latino?
The harder I attempt to grapple with commonalities that define all Latinos, the more elusive they become.
Tech Bros Worried Jeff Bezos Will Gentrify Them Out of Miami
Exuberant techno-utopianism was replaced by dourness when word spread that the world’s third richest gentrifier was moving to Miami.
The Miami Creation Myth was Nominated for Two Awards!
We were nominated for the International Latino Book Awards’ Best Fantasy Novel and received an Honorable Mention for Best First Book.
“All Are Welcome!” Says Sign at Miami Mixer Devoid of Native Miamians
I wound through Northeasterners and Californians discussing AI, summer homes, and wild little hand pies they discovered called “empanadas.”
Ron DeSantis Bans Florida Schools from Teaching the Alphabet
Some worry that banning the alphabet would fill Florida with illiterate, ignorant, omni-hating imbeciles, but that boat has long since sailed.
The Many Meanings of Dale
Alright recent arrivals, I know what you’re thinking. Who the hell is this Dale guy and why is everyone in Miami obsessed with him?
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